when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
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— Tell him, would you?
(via doomslock)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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(via klainebros)
My parents are both very funny but they’re also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings. I don’t know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from.
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